Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!

Just hit a flying pigeon while driving on the NJ Turnpike. Bird gutsand feathers are everywhere.

This one is just narsty.

Carnage

..is very unhappy after stepping on a poor, innocent (but intruding) chipmunk in my garage. I think he's dead. I can still feel it in my right foot. Wahhhhhhhhhh.

There's a visual I needed over my morning coffee and bagel. Yuck!

Close Encounters???

...Aliens have invaded my uterus....

Was that before or after the Anal Probe?

Pubic Option?

used the phrase "tend to your own garden" in a non-you know-pubic hair
related way today.


There is no reason ever to use the word Pubic Hair on a social networking site. Unless you're making fun of someone for using Pubic Hair on a social networking site.

We have no words...

You know it's hot when you have to put deodorant under your boobs.

All we have to say is. WHY??????

Breastfeeding may be beautiful but your status isn't

is so in love-- my son just stopped nursing to look up and give me a big milky smile.

I just threw up a bit in my mouth.