my hand soap smells like as*hole.

First off how does one know specifically what as*hole smells like. Secondly why do we need to know about this. Seriously I think there is an as*hole here and its you dumbass.

Close Encounters???

...Aliens have invaded my uterus....

Was that before or after the Anal Probe?

Growth Spurt?

is wondering when her boobs will stop growing

Probably around the time you learn what's appropriate to share on Facebook. Boob growth...not so much.

Yea for Her

is GOING FOR A FACIAL AND WAX...YEA FOR ME

Trust us folks, no one ever wants to hear about your waxing. EVER

Breastfeeding may be beautiful but your status isn't

is so in love-- my son just stopped nursing to look up and give me a big milky smile.

I just threw up a bit in my mouth.