my hand soap smells like as*hole.

First off how does one know specifically what as*hole smells like. Secondly why do we need to know about this. Seriously I think there is an as*hole here and its you dumbass.

Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!

Just hit a flying pigeon while driving on the NJ Turnpike. Bird gutsand feathers are everywhere.

This one is just narsty.

Trying too hard.

is grateful for FANTASTIC friends and my loving family. Loving life in California lately. I'm so spoiled. And the weather.....how's the snow east coast friends

Read: My husband is cheating on me with a much younger, thinner, and prettier woman. I spend my days working out, shopping and ignoring my children.

Armchair Critique

Dear ABC, Cougars are supposed to be attractive, not Courteney Cox.

No criticism just made us laugh.. Although it is Courtney not Courteney

Pre School Pregnancy?

is laughing because my daughter Mary was contemplating whether or not to have to have babies & was she going to push them out or could she be have a c-section like Ms. Amy!

Where to begin....

The Ego has Landed

thinks this should be called "Tell me all about your boring day book".

um if you dislike facebook so much why the hell are you on it? Is it to show your obvious superiority? Cuz, honestly you just sound like a Dick.

Does she get a referral discount?

just got her teeth cleaned by her fabulous dentist Dr. [REDACTED] ! You all should go to him in [REDACTED] , www.[REDACTED].com

We hope you sleeping with him because otherwise, ummm WTF?